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Twilight review ´ 3 Evocably in love with himDeeply seductive and extraordinarily suspenseful Twilight is a love story with bite. I actually had to give this book three separate reviews by three sides of my personality My three star rating is the median of the three Review 1 by My Inner Fifteen Year Old Girl 5 starsBella is smart funny well read pretty and yet misunderstood by most of her peers just like me Then she meets a cool hot guy who turns out to be a good vampire and he can do really cool things like run fast and stop cars with his hands but he s still sweet and wonderful It s ultimate wish fulfillment fantasy what s not to like Meyers can make your heart speed up with some of the tense tortured we must be togetherno what if i hurt you pg 13 erotica Review 2 by My Fan of YA Lit 3 StarsMeyers can tell a pretty good story when she lets herself actually tell it the book starts out well and would have been a bit interesting if I hadn t known he was a vampire all along Then it slows down during the long getting to know you dialogue exchanges between Edward and Bella there s no plot just back story and exposition disguised as conversations and far too many I can t be with you I don t want to hurt you But I love you I don t care about danger back and forths When the evil vamps show up however the story kicks back in and the end is uite exciting When Meyers isn t dwelling on how perfectly angelic Edward is again she can get the pages turning Since there are A LOT of pages to turn I wish she would have infused that urgency into the story often While abandoning most of the conventional cliches of vampire lore stakes sunlight garlic coffins she keeps all the modern vamp romance cliches alabaster skin good hair expensive taste in clothes tragically distant and adds a few of her own unfortunate twists vampires avoid the sun because it makes them sparkle the good vamp clan play some extreme version of baseball in a scene that was far too uidich y for my taste Too many cliches or trying to hard to be original somehow both criticisms are accurate Review 3 by My Inner Feminist 1 StarMeyers describes Bella as being strong brave and independent but then shows her as a spineless cowering victim who needs to be saved by her violently jealous and over protective boyfriend She constantly goes on and on about how Edward is perfect at everything and how he s so gorgeous and she is so unworthy of him how he s so strong and he protects her In fact she never gives any reason for liking him other than how hot he is but that s fair because Edward never gives a reason for liking her other than she smells good He is frustrated that Bella is the only person whose thoughts he can t read so he eavesdrops on her friends minds to find out what they talk about he follows her whenever she leaves her house and he secretly camps outside her room when she sleeps that doesn t sound sweet it sounds creepy If girls want a romantic conflicted vampirehuman romance they should go watch the firs three seasons of Buffy not only is there the dark mysterious conflicted vampire but the girl he s in love with can kick some serious ass all on her own

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Twilight review ´ 3 Idn't know how dominant that part might be that thirsted for my bloodAnd third I was unconditionally and irr. I hate this book I will probably end up reading the rest of them because if I don t people that love this thing will think they can convert me if I just keep reading ETA Jan 2013 Never even remotely bothered to finish the series I said that as a joke to begin with and I did not finish the series Did not finish them not for irony s sake or for amusement s sake or as some kind of amulet to ward off kind hearted Twimoms that would encourage me with they get better I hope that clears that up for some folks that seem to have had a tough time with I did not finish them One last time for posterity I can pretty much be defined as a Person That Would Be Caught Dead in a Dumpster Before Reading the Rest of These Damn Books So long as we re all clear on that now ONWARDIn short the writing mechanics are atrocious The dialogue is stilted and absolutely wretched The characterization is bad loose jumpy and the progression is occasionally senseless The main characters themselves are not compelling selfish shallow lacking the deep thought that comes with true passion and love and instead leaping recklessly into stupid and deadly situations when anyone with a brain could see sixty other possibilities that should have been tried firstI can t express my disgust for the relationship between Edward and Bella It s not romance it s not passion it s not love It s selfish idiocy at best Bella as a character is insufferable her self sacrificing streak is not compassion it s sheer stupidity It s hormones It s a bad bad example for the teenage girls who read it Bella s whole life is tied up in her boyfriend She has no goals passions ambitions or dreams besides wanting to be with Edward who could kill herEdward s element of danger is occasionally compelling but it s totally overshadowed by the fact that Bella is completely oblivious to it She doesn t fear him at all and that doesn t come off like love once again it comes off as total stupidityEdward What can I say about Edward There is nothing lovable about him except that he is apparently the most beautiful thing in existence He s selfish he stays near Bella when he knows he could lose control and kill her at any second He s a creepy stalker he watches her while she sleeps before she even really knows him He s volatile his mood swings are insane and ridiculous He s immature for someone who s been alive for a hundred years he doesn t seem to have gained much experience He s controlling he doesn t want to let her out of his sight for two seconds Granted she s dumb enough to get herself killed if he does He s insulting he treats Bella like an incapable silly little girl Which he s right to but I digress It s still insultingI understand that Bella s smell and that Bella herself are irresistible to him But if he wanted the best for her he d stay away from her period the end The story is stupid the love story is bad and if that s what Stephenie Meyer is preaching to teenage girls I think it s pretty uestionable It s not just a fun read There are girls out there who want to be Bella and who want to find an EdwardAnywayI think I might enjoy the story a lot if Bella s head was not the one I had to spend time in while reading it If I had to read one description of how beautiful Edward is I was going to choke a kitten If it had focused on the vampire family I would have been a lot willing to forgive its faults I thought Carlisle s and Alice s stories were really compelling and Edward was finally accessible to me when he talked about Carlisle turning him into a vampire and how his family came to be formed his life before Bella etc Some aspects of the vampirism were truly awesome I found the idea that vampires can never sleep completely terrifying That they never ever get a break and never ever get to rest that is a wonderful and ghastly ideaEntirely overshadowed by their flowery breath and the fact that they sparkle Mothereffing ridiculousThis is hardly the tip of the iceberg but I m trying to spare you at least a little

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Twilight review ´ 3 About three things I was absolutely positiveFirst Edward was a vampireSecond there was a part of him and I d. Oh my This book to me is like chocolate a delicious sinful addictive indulgence which you convince yourself has beneficial ualities zinc calcium keeps me uiet at that time of the month in order to justify your addictionBy beneficial ualities I mean that it s reading and since when is reading bad Let me say uite clearly that I m a sucker for romance especially the intense passionate tragic kind I don t read romance novels though because to me they are lacklustre Meyer s book has the extra edge I need though a great way of keeping doom hanging over the main characters heads she s human he s a vampireSound corny Yeah I know and the only reason Meyer gets away with it as well as she does is because Twilight doesn t try to be anything it s not and it has such conviction Only Meyer could get away with giving her narrator the name Isabella Swan She says in her little bio at the back that she wanted to write believable characters an interesting choice then to write about vampires but I believed in them and without such a willing suspension of disbelief the story would have been a farce True a lot of people haven t been able to suspend their disbelief with this book but that doesn t affect my reading experience Seventeen year old Bella s parents are divorced She lives with her mum in Phoenix Arizona and spends time with her dad Charlie in Forks Washington State where it rains almost constantly She hates Forks but when her mum remarries a baseball player Phil and starts travelling with him Bella decides to move to ForksOn her first day at school she notices the isolated group of five beautiful graceful siblings Rosalie Alice Emmet Edward and Jasper One in particular catches her eye Edward Cullen with his rust brown hair and topaz eyes She is than a little surprised and shocked when he seems to have developed an acute profound hatred of her Her fascination deepens especially when after a brief disappearance he saves her life She soon figures out what Edward is and the knowledge doesn t frighten her The shaky friendship between them develops into something much stronger and Edward reveals his overpowering reaction to her smell that nearly made him kill her on the spot hence the look on his face that so shocked her and the restraint he put on himself during an hour of BiologyLet s not forget he s incredibly handsome even though Bella describes almost every glance he makes and every twitch of his lips not once did I get bored and roll my eyes My fascination grew alongside hers until I too fell in love with Edward in a totally girly daydreamy way Yes I admit it I don t know if that makes this a girly kind of book these days those boundaries don t seem to matter so much and the vampire family is pretty darn cool what with Edward s extra ability to read minds Alice s premonitions Jasper s ability to affect people s emotions their speed their invincibility Bella is at one point compared to Lois Lane because Edward and his kin really are like SupermanOne of the things I love about YA books the clarity with which they are written Granted there is some repetition in Twilight but to me it s necessary repetition There s nothing superfluous in Twilight nothing that shouldn t be there and the flow the pacing is great It s a fat book but I read it in two days I read it with breakfast on my walk to the subway on the subway up the escalator through the ticket gates to work in my lunch break you get the picture I couldn t get enough of it and it left me with that same craving for that Harry Potter did I remember scrounging around for loose change as soon as I finished one of them and dashing off into the city to get my next fix It helped that four were already out when I started There s plenty of negative stuff you could say about this book the writing the characters the obsession but again I couldn t care less Another thing I loved was all the vampire myths Meyer scrapped These vampires aren t burnt to ash by sunlight their marble skin glitters as the sunlight is broken into miniscule shards like diamonds hence why they are living in Forks where the sun hardly ever shines They are not hurt by crucifixes or stakes through the heart They do not sleep at all nor do they eat human food They drive fast cars really really fast And they can fall in love AwwwwSeriously though this was one of most fun most enjoyable most romantic books I ve read in a long time and I m so happy there are two out with a fourth on the way They are somewhat predictably making Twilight into a movie still in the early development stage but it s rather fun to go to the author s website and see her own preferences for actors to play Edward etc Can t say I m familiar with most of them but her top choice now sadly too old is indeed a perfect match Who knows who they ll really cast but as with the book the characters have to be right or the whole story will be just silly and sappySince reading this the first time back in 2007 I ve started reading some romance novels Yes I ve been corrupted Or rather I ve always loved romance stories but had trouble admitting it Now I just don t care


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