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  • Jitterbug Perfume
  • Tom Robbins
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  • 23 July 2020
  • 9781842430354

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I m going to add many uotes from this book and not indulge too much in the plotLike Gabriel Garc a M ruez s One Hundred Years of Solitude and my recent read of Jonathan Carroll s The Land Of Laughs this book took me into a maze of philosophies and literary genres which one of the characters in the book Dr Wigs Dannyboy so elouently described As fortunate as I am to be born an Irishman and thus possess a license to broadcast this brand o pseudolyrical bullshit that s how fortunate I am The striking beginning of the tale of Alobar loosely very loosely based on the multiple adventures of Homer s Ulyseus had me sitting straight up pen in hand notebook wide open heart beating breath shortening This book grabbed all my sense at the spin of the very first few words into the very first paragraphs THE BEET IS THE MOST INTENSE of vegetables The radish admittedly is feverish but the fire of the radish is a cold fire the fire of discontent not of passion Tomatoes are lusty enough yet there runs through tomatoes an undercurrent of frivolity Beets are deadly seriousSlavic peoples get their physical characteristics from potatoes their smoldering inuietude from radishes their seriousness from beets The beet is the melancholy vegetable the one most willing to suffer You can t sueeze blood out of a turnip The epigraph introduced the themes of the story The history of civilization is the story of man s emancipation from a lot that was harsh brutish and short Every step of that upward climb to a sophisticated way of life has been paralleled by a corresponding advance in the art of perfumery ERIC MAPLEAND The distinctive human problem from time immemorial has been the need to spiritualize human life to lift it onto a special immortal plane beyond the cycles of life and death that characterize all other organisms ERNEST BECKERAlobar would survive a thousand years and recount his adventures to the modern seekers of magical perfumes botany and longetivity Alobar however since thanks to 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